I've been to Disneyland and I've been to California Adventure, but this is real:
CALIFORNIA (DESERT) ADVENTURE:

• Depart LA as early or as late as you please
• Arrive at Fountain Of Youth & set up a tent in their primitive camp area (dirt parking lot). This is for snowbirds only, so don't expect too warm of a welcome.
  

• In the morning, sweat it out in the steam room & sauna!
• Take dips in the jacuzzis & pools!
• Leave that place and head for Niland, CA
• Tour Salvation Mountain

• Ask around for what to do/where the hotsprings are/where to camp (the best part is word of mouth is the only way to get this information really)
• Buy groceries for dinner
• Get to your campsite- watch out for tweakers
• *Recommended campsite is above Salvation Mountain to the right on the cliff by the 2 water towers covered in murals of different animals doing eachother

• Cook Dinner
• Head to the Hotsprings

• Ask hippies in the hotsprings what they're up to that night (if it's Saturday the only place to go is the range- outdoor generator run open mic/talent show of the locals of Slab City)

• Make a fire back at camp
• Sleep well on the cliff's edge- someone should have a tiny falling out because of an argument regarding the proper way to make a fire (teepee vs lincoln logs)
• Wake up & make instant coffee in old beer bottles
• Drive to the Salton Sea

• Go to a bar there but maybe just order water as drinking in this sad place is sorta sad
• Rescue someone stuck in the sand

• Experience an earthquake (3 a week they say)
• Steal oranges from the orchards on the drive home

• Try to freak out border patrol any way you like

• Stop for a date shake & a trip to the Dinosaurs off the 60