AND TO MAKE THINGS WORSE!

my grandma's dog just went blind.

ITS JUST NOT MY DAY (CANT YOU TELL BY THE CAPS?)

LEARNED I RAN OUT OF MONEY, MORNING $55 PARKING TICKET, COOKING FOOD TO SAVE MONEY TO PAY PARKING TICKET, FIRE ALARM SOUNDS, LANDLORD NOW AWARE I'M ILLEGALLY LIVING HERE, OPEN DOOR TO VENTILATE WHILE SWIRLING PILLOW BY ALARM, WIND BLOWS DOOR SHUT, I NEED THE WINDOWS OPEN!,  PAPER CUT IN MINI BLINDS, GET THE SMOKE OUT, ALARM PAUSES, ALARM BEGINS, ALARM ENDS, PULL SWEET POTATOES OUT,  PLAY GUITAR TO SOOTHE THE SOUL, BROKE A STRING, SAY F WORD. 

How genius apple is

I recently realized I didn't sign up for Apple's extended warranty in time though I paid for it already. It had expired and things looked bad. I couldn't wait to get a lecture from the parents about irresponsibility and timeliness. 

So I went on apple's website, and it asked ME if I would like a CALL FROM THEM! I said yes, and they called within the minute. 

The guy on the phone was unbelievably helpful and contacted the right people to confirm that they would enroll me in Apple Care even though I missed the deadline....essentially saving me $100 and family shame. 

This is the best customer service i have received ever...after being on the phone for an hour with AT&T trying to figure out why I couldn't set especially up a modem only to find out that they shipped me a faulty modem. Thanks...I want my 3 hours of life back.