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From Off The Beaten Path

From Off The Beaten Path

From Off The Beaten Path

From Off The Beaten Path

From Off The Beaten Path

From Off The Beaten Path

From Off The Beaten Path

From Off The Beaten Path

[In]disposable lands

Most recent [in]disposable love from the far away lands of the Cook Islands.

why it's good to have a bern in your life

The REAL California Adventure

I've been to Disneyland and I've been to California Adventure, but this is real:
CALIFORNIA (DESERT) ADVENTURE:

• Depart LA as early or as late as you please
• Arrive at Fountain Of Youth & set up a tent in their primitive camp area (dirt parking lot). This is for snowbirds only, so don't expect too warm of a welcome.
  

• In the morning, sweat it out in the steam room & sauna!
• Take dips in the jacuzzis & pools!
• Leave that place and head for Niland, CA
• Tour Salvation Mountain

• Ask around for what to do/where the hotsprings are/where to camp (the best part is word of mouth is the only way to get this information really)
• Buy groceries for dinner
• Get to your campsite- watch out for tweakers
• *Recommended campsite is above Salvation Mountain to the right on the cliff by the 2 water towers covered in murals of different animals doing eachother

• Cook Dinner
• Head to the Hotsprings

• Ask hippies in the hotsprings what they're up to that night (if it's Saturday the only place to go is the range- outdoor generator run open mic/talent show of the locals of Slab City)

• Make a fire back at camp
• Sleep well on the cliff's edge- someone should have a tiny falling out because of an argument regarding the proper way to make a fire (teepee vs lincoln logs)
• Wake up & make instant coffee in old beer bottles
• Drive to the Salton Sea

• Go to a bar there but maybe just order water as drinking in this sad place is sorta sad
• Rescue someone stuck in the sand

• Experience an earthquake (3 a week they say)
• Steal oranges from the orchards on the drive home

• Try to freak out border patrol any way you like

• Stop for a date shake & a trip to the Dinosaurs off the 60