I love Animals & Vegetables. And I love Found Fridays. But I don't like finishing things (or continuing them) as much as I like starting new things!

So I have a new series entitled: Idioms & Idiots

It's where I take an idiomatic phrase and skew it slightly. The rest is magic.

Without further aideu, let me present the first in a long (or possibly short) line of Idioms & Idiots.