Today is the day I became a woman..and by that I mean I finally changed my Facebook relationship status from "It's Complicated" to "N/A". The decision was liberating. It was a literal and metaphorical untying of previous pains and tragedies alike, a proverbial key that broke the camel's back, and many more things to be sure.

What caused this significant change you ask: I realized that my status, in fact, is no longer complicated. Moreover, it is rather UNCOMPLICATED (as one's life naturally is when you are tragically unattached, solo, spouseless, footloose AND fancy free with the very serious possibility of dying alone.)

So, here I am world: uncomplicated with copious hours of spare time that was previously spent on my backbreaking and burdensome love life. Now I have the freedom to chacha questions like "how long are cat's memories?" and "is I am Legend based on a true story?"...

...9 hours and absolutely not (respectively.)

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